- Olaf Falafel
- “I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have florets.”
- Richard Stott
- “Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.”
- Milton Jones
- “What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh.”
- Jake Lambert
- “A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows’.”
- Ross Smith
- “A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.”
- Ross Smith
- “Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning.”
- Adele Cliff
- “I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.”
- Richard Pulsford
- “After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging.”
- Mark Simmons
- “To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.”
- Ivo Graham
- “I’ve got an Eton-themed Advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.”
